Juwan, I prefer Jalen because that's usually what I'm called; ; I am a Sagitarrius| |I dedicate myself to the states of NY-VA-NC Music is my life| |17| I'm always writing songs or poems for myself and others, if you want a song just ask. ; I speak what I believe. Family First | Always
You Know You’re British When…
Krispy Kreme starts doing a Royal Baby kreme doughnut. Took a photo of this outside my local Tescos. I had to laugh in horror.
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
I’m glad it isn’t just meI’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you.
Can you be my cashier forever
My mom says that if this gets 500,000 notes, she will do nothing because she has no idea what notes are or how tumblr works I mean for god sakes I saw her use internet explorer this morning to yahoo search for youtube